Secret fun

 　　Mr. N’s daily life has an unknown happiness.

　　If you are an ordinary person, you won't be able to deliberately engage in personal secrets. However, Mr. N is different, because his wife's brain is twice as smart as others, and coupled with a broken mouth and nagging, he has to keep some personal secrets.

　　After get off work, Mr. N will not go somewhere to spend time, but head straight to home. Although he also has the idea of ​​drinking a glass on the way home to relieve his sorrow and boredom, he will be questioned by his wife if he wants to do that.

　　Mr. N is not good at lying. When he tells a lie, flaws will appear immediately. As a result, his nagging wife always complains endlessly. Thinking of this, he thought it was better to go home earlier.

　　After dinner, he watched TV for a while, and it was time to go to bed. It is the wife's job to make the bed, so it is Mr. N's business to warm the milk. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed is a habit of couples.

　　At this time, Mr. N puts a pill in the milk that his wife drank. The medicine melted quickly, it was a kind of medicine with no smell. Then he took the two glasses of milk, and the two drank the milk.

　　"Okay, good night!" The two said good night to each other and went to bed.

　　It didn't take long for the wife to start breathing smoothly. The medicine worked. This medicine not only has the effect of hypnosis, but also makes people enter a happy dream. The medicine was obtained by Mr. N from a friend. At that time, Mr. N tried to take one pill. He dreamed that he was playing in the beautiful garden, and he also dreamed that he was leisurely boating on the lake.

　　It is estimated that his wife is also having such a beautiful dream, and she has an expression of joy. If she had a nightmare, she would wake up from the dream, and having a sweet dream would not make Mr. N worry that way.

　　Mr. N put his head on the pillow and pretended to be asleep. After a while, he squinted at his wife to confirm that she was asleep.

　　After that, Mr. N got up with a smile full of expectation. He changed into his clothes for going out, sneaked out of the house, and went straight to the street under the night, and went happy. Suddenly, his whole body was filled with an unspeakable sense of relief. The time of being free and hearing no complaints began. Everything is full of vitality and vigor.

　　There is a bar that Mr. N loves to visit, called "Little Fairy", which is open until late every night. The furnishings in the bar are very luxurious, fragrant and fine wines are all available, and the prices are not so expensive. As soon as Mr. N entered the door, a waitress greeted him.

　　"Oh, welcome!" The bar was full of pretty girls.

　　"A glass of brandy." After a

　　while, the wine he asked for was brought.

　　The hostess accosted: "You always come late."

　　"Well, because

　　you are busy at work." "You are really a busy person, it is so hard..."

　　Naturally, Mr. N would not say that he was waiting for his wife to sleep well. It came out later. While drinking and chatting with the waitress, Mr. N was in a good mood.

　　If there is no short time spent in the bar, Mr. N will feel depressed and panicked. I work diligently in the company, go home immediately after get off work, and stay at home obediently at night. Do you not make people mentally ill every day? This pastime in the bar should be allowed. He can find the meaning of life here: eating and drinking, or chatting with the waitress, sometimes singing, dancing and so on. He just wants to be drunk forever in the singing and dancing arena where he can eat, drink and have fun.

　　However, you can't drink without going back. After the block in his mind was properly resolved, Mr. N got up and paid. Although he could pay on credit, he decided to settle it in cash. If you don't pay the debts inadvertently, and the person who asks for the debts calls home, it will be troublesome.

　　After walking out of the goblin bar, on the way home, Mr. N will check himself again. No matches or receipts from the bar should be left in the pocket. If there is lipstick on the shirt, it must also be wiped clean. If it is discovered by his wife, it must be disturbed.

　　Any evidence that you have visited a bar at night cannot be taken home. After some checks, Mr. N went home and changed clothes and went to bed. The wife seems to be sleeping soundly in bed, she must have been dreaming.

　　Mr. N lives this way every day. This did not hinder his work the next day. He felt that he had been secretly enjoying himself without being noticed by his wife. Feeling comfortable, but it is beneficial to relieve fatigue.

　　During the day, Mr. N was careful: try not to go in the direction of that bar. Uncertainty about a certain reason will cause things to be revealed.

　　On the way home from get off work, although Mr. N wanted to stop by the bar to have a good time, he still held back. Because it’s happier to drink with peace of mind after the wife falls asleep than to drink in secret.

　　However, one afternoon, Mr. N passed by that bar because of work. While thinking about going there again at night, he looked far into the bar. But the strange thing is that, for some reason, there is no bar called "Little Fairy"—the bar I go to every day is gone! It was replaced by a dim sum shop with a different name and furnishings. How is this going? Did that bar suddenly close today? However, it was open as usual last night, and I haven't heard about the bankruptcy or relocation of the bar. But at this moment the bar disappeared like a phantom.

　　Mr. N went to the dim sum shop to try to find out something.

　　"There is a bar called'Little Fairy' here. What's going on with it?"

　　"What are you talking about? I haven't heard of a bar with this name."

　　Mr. N was surprised by the other party's answer.

　　"But, until last night, that store was still here..."

　　"Impossible, my dim sum store is always here. I have never heard of any bar nearby."

　　What's the matter? Every night, he went out here to drink and have fun, and he paid a lot of money for the wine. Although I haven't taken the match or receipt from the bar, the bar should be right here.

　　Mr. N went to another two nearby shops to inquire about it, but everyone said they didn't know.

　　That night, Mr. N was lying in bed thinking about it. He was lying on the bed, fiddling with the pillow while trying to solve the mystery. However, even if he wanted to break his head, he couldn't think of a reason.

　　Once the goblin bar ceased to exist, Mr. N had no desire to go out. During this period, he noticed that the pillow in his hand seemed to be wrong, and there seemed to be something in it.

　　After pulling it out, he found that it was an inexplicable little device. I can't guess what it is, but it looks very delicate.

　　Mr. N saw the manufacturer's name written on the device and made a call.

　　"Hey, hello, what does your company produce?"

　　A clerk replied, "Our company specializes in producing dream pillows. Is there something wrong with your pillow? Who are you..."

　　N The husband said his name.

　　The other party said: "Ah, if it's your house, then this pillow is made according to your wife's request when placing the order. As long as your head touches the pillow, you will immediately fall asleep. You will dream of yourself walking out. At home, the scene of going to a bar to drink. Is the scene in the dream clear?" It is so

　　clear that it can't be clear. Mr. N finally fully understood the ins and outs of the matter, and he was deceived by this thing. The money paid for wine in the dream was probably taken from his wallet by his wife who got up early in the morning.

　　It seems that the wife's brain is better to use. In front of her, Mr. N was defeated and couldn't raise his head.