0 years old: Oh! I dignified a handsome boy, but his hair and eyebrows were all shaved! I heard from my aunt that this is conducive to the thick growth of hair-it is a fallacy! The little MM on the opposite bed ignored me. In protest, began to spit up milk!
1 year old: Oh! The hair has finally grown out-but it is sparse, and Grandpa Li next door always said that I just returned to the vulgarity, depressed!
2 years old: There is no reason! Isn't it because you are handsome? My mother braided my hair into small braids and started raising me as a girl, in order to protest that I can't go to kindergarten today!
3 years old: The aunt in the kindergarten today said that my hair is longer than many small MMs, and I want to cry without tears. However, the grandma of the principal said that I am more beautiful than many little MMs-alas, grandma really saw the essence of things all at once!
4 years old: red today to turn away, my first love ah - ohh ohh - red mom to see me crying too much, said one: red fast and sister say goodbye ......
5 Years old: Dad is back today! As soon as he saw me dressed as a MM, he was furious, and cut off one of my hair by himself. This beauty in my heart-hehe! Finally recovered the male body! But after looking at the bumpy head in the mirror, I wanted to find a piece of tofu and hit it to death!
6 years old: Going to school, hehe! The MM around me is a lot more mature than the kindergarten! At least they agreed that I am a boy-but my dad's haircut skills are still bad. The geography teacher said that the moon is like my head...
13 years old: Recently it is popular, so I stayed in the summer very hard. I got my long hair up, and then washed my hair at night. When I went to bed, my face was flushed, my hair was carefully divided, and I went to bed motionless and trembling. It's a pity that I didn't sleep honestly at night, every time I changed from the middle to the mustache-alas! Hard work! It’s better to keep long hair and braid it when you’re young!
17 years old: Suddenly fell in love with the representative of the language class, decided to confess, spent 20 yuan to fix the hair and change the hairstyle. When accompanied her home at night, she suddenly said to me that she still likes my original hair partial Looks like-happy current numbs the whole body!
20 years old: I worked hard to grow long hair, prepared roses, and prepared to spend a romantic evening with MM, but saw MM with short hair: "Let’s break up-you don’t have me in your heart!" Just remember It was very cold that winter, and the whole body was cold, and my heart was frozen in it-I cut my hair short before February 2 and was scolded by my mother...
22 years old: I finally graduated-I suddenly found out when I saw the graduation photos. It may be the last time I have such long hair...
25 years old: Oh! Today is Monday again, and I am going to work again-when I went out, my mother was very annoying and cleaned up my hair again. Just about to get impatient, I suddenly found that my mother's hair was all white...
28 years old: very good geography Hair, pretending to go on a blind date...
30 years old: Watching TV with his wife at night, and the wife suddenly said: "My dear, the hair in front of you seems to be a lot less." Speechless...
45 years old: After taking a shower, The wife said softly: "I'll dye your hair for you. It's a lot whiter-the black one can't cover it..."
55 years old: This morning, the last black hair also fell out... Alas! Collect it-I was young once!
60 years old: I carefully combed my hair in the morning, combing the surroundings in the middle, in the words of my daughter, it is the local support center...
65 years old: Said to his wife very self-deprecatingly: Now I can finally count how many hairs there are ...
70 years old: Lying on the hospital bed, my wife gently combed the few hairs for me... I want to say it again-I love her!
In the end, I smiled on the tombstone. Is it because my hair has returned to the previous amount?
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